Friday, November 20, 2009

Kill Me Now Spock

Directed by CHRIS WEITZ
Starring KRISTEN STEWART, ROBERT PATTINSON, and TAYLOR LAUTNER


I preface this review with full disclosure that I am biased. I hate these movies, but my younger sister wanted to see this drudge so I went. I despise this franchise with a passionate disdain.

**Warning Spoilers** - Edward (Robert Pattinson) the vampire meets Bella (Kristen Stewart) in previous film, Edward and Bella start dating, Bella gets a minor cut in front of vampire's family. One of vampire's family members goes crazy and wants to eat her. Thus begins the drama of 'New Moon.' Edward breaks off the relationship because he doesn't want Bella to get hurt.

Friday, November 13, 2009

End of Days - 2012 Review

Directed by ROLAND EMMERICH
Starring JOHN CUSACK, AMANDA PEET, CHIWETEL EJIOFOR, OLIVER PLATT, 
THANDIE NEWTON, WOODY HARRELSON, and DANNY GLOVER.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Close Encounters of an Unkind Film

Directed by OLATUNDE OSUNSANMI
Starring MILLA JOVOVICH, WILL PATTON, and HAKEEM KAE-KAZIM

This film is so bad, there are no words. For Milla Jovovich to be in this movie was so disappointing. Supposedly this film is based on a true story, which is absolutely false advertising if I've ever seen it.

This film attempts to be a documentary/film, but it never quite succeeds. The director is completely inept and idiotic. Either it's a documentary type film ('Cloverfield' or 'Quarantine') or it's a movie. You can't have it both ways.
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